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Originally posted by BVF
hell, instead of arguing with the phone company trying to cut you off, the first thing you should have done is put a foot in your wife's ass for "forgetting" to pay the bill.
I'd be like "What the fuck are you living in my house and you can't even fucking remember to pay the electric bill"? ...Then I would say "This hick town is already trying to figure out a way to shut me down, so we NEED to keep on top of our utilities, hosting, etc. so that we don't give assholes a reason to KEEP FUCKING US!!".
After a few more curses and maybe a slap or two, I would conclude in my foot in ass session by saying "Thanks to you, I'm having a fucking nervous breakdown and it has me babbling to the whole world my problems!!".
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Then he may end up with an ex-wife that stalks him to the end of earth and will try to throw him in county
