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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
just brought back a funny memory...
my head of security was a boxer - not kick - just boxer. Undefeated in 10 years amateur boxing. what ended his career was he beat donny lalond from winnipeg in an unscheduled match a couple months before donny lalond got a title match with mike tyson - and my head of security beat donny FASTER than Tyson did. he retired undefeated. He's humble and the nicest guy ever..
anyway what made me laugh is a competing nightclub started advertising they had the toughest security guard in the city and actually sent out challenges. He was a kick boxer.
We responded online asking if they were sure they wanted to make that statement. Tons of people went on and on about how tough this kick boxer was. When he realized who my head of security was, he backed down. They immediately changed the ad cause their guy got worried my guy would come over there for a title match. It was funny. Sorry - just had to rant... good memory...
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Donny LaLonde never fought for a HW title, Donny LaLonde never fought one single fight as a heavyweight, and he sure as hell never fought Mike Tyson. There is no such thing as an 'unscheduled match' in boxing. Kickboxers aren't afraid of boxers. They also don't send out challenges, because they know there's always a grappler jacking off at home over the thought of a kickboxer sending out challenges. Pressure point fighting is made up bullshit. Kung Fu monks who can beat UFC fighters don't exist, neither do ninjas, and no, you cannot knock people out with your chi and five point death touch.
Not that this dose of reality will have ANY impact on ninja retards. I still felt the need to hand it out.