Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

I've got some etc. If you twist my arm i'm sure I could let you have it for a sneakily worded deal of ONLY $100!! *

*ONLY $100 + $6000 POSTAGE AND PACKING + $4000 TO ATTEND MY 2 DAY COURSE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO USE IT (BED & BOARD A BARGAIN AT ONLY AN EXTRA $500) + A RECURRING FEE OF $3000 A YEAR UNTIL YOU DIE. THE VALUE OF YOUR INVESTMENT CAN GO DOWN AS WELL AS UP. YOUR KNEECAPS AND/OR ANAL VIRGINITY ARE AT RISK IF YOU DO NOT KEEP UP REPAYMENTS.