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Old 02-26-2010, 03:36 AM  
SleazyDream
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The 10 Commandants of Trolling

The ten commandants of Trolling.

I found these written in yellow in the snow outside my house. I assumed it was from God.



1. Though shalt never say your real name or business.

2. Though shall use proxies.

3. Though shall spell things differently than your regular nickname on purpose.

4. Though shalt not promote anything with a referral code.

5. Though shalt never jump on sales opportunities offering your ICQ, MSN or phone #.

6. Though shall act totally different than your regular nickname.

7. Though shall form new alliances with your troll name.

8. Though shall avoid subjects related to your regular nickname.

9. Though shall pretend to be in different markets of this business.

10. Though Shalt never admit when you get caught even if the evidence is 100%.



so it is written - so shall it be.

now go forth and eat some yellow snow.
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