Once you have kids everything changes.
Jon Bon Jovi
Its true, the first 6 months are the worst. You get no sleep. Cleaning diapers. They shoot pee up in the air while you're changing them. They puke up food. Diarria leaks out of the diapers.
It was the grossest part. Then it starts to get better after the 2nd year. But you have to watch them like a hawk cause they can move around.
My sister has 6 kids, god bless her, one of her infants crawled outside a partially open patio door and went down the hill and into the lake. My sister was on the phone and thought he was on the living floor when she got off and she saw the door open and him floating face down in the pond behind their home and flipped out. Luckily he had just gone unconscious so the CPR revived him and he got to the hospital right away.
But yeh if you have kids you'll learn what life is all about real fast. Its the most frustrating, stressful thing you will ever experience in your life, yet its the most rewarding and fun at the same time.
I have one and would love to have one more, but got to find wife #3 first.
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