Humor from Crazy Ernie (my insane standup comedian):
Mickey D's is now offering crotchless pantyhose for sale at their drive thru.
Just ask for some
'Muff McLeggins'.
Also,
Mr. Hot Dog wanted to get in on the action so they are now offering Weiner Covers (condoms). Crazy Ernie went there and ordered 2 Weiner Covers and then said,
"Oh, can you supersize them for me?"
Yup, CE gets a little crazy once in a while.
Now ... back to business.
