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From an old thread I posted in about being in jail....
County Jail Ramen Smorgasboard:
Ingredients - 30 packets of top ramen, 10 bags of assorted flavor dorito's, a handful of sausage sticks, saltine crackers, some seasoning packets, and a shitload of string cheese.
Step #1 - Open the top ramens and dump in a large size black garbage bag.
Step #2 - Turn on cell shower. Wait until the water reaches its maximum (lukewarm) temperature.
Step #3 - Hold garbage bag under shower until ramen is completely covered, tie off the bag, and let soak.
Step #4 - Open all chips, sausages, seasoning packets and string cheese.
Step #5 - When Ramen is soft, punch small holes in bag with pen to let shower water out.
Step #6 - Dump chips, sausages, seasoning & cheese into bag. Shake, then let sit for 5 more minutes.
Serve in plastic jailhouse coffee cups and eat with fingers.
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50, bitch.
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