I'm going to show up to car dealerships with my Dirty D
I SAW YOUR MOM ON CRACKWHORECONFESSIONS.COM
bumper sticker on, wearing a wife beater, in cargo shorts, in flip flops, with my hair messed up, bad breath, and then act SHOCKED on GFY when I report that I got bad service. Then I will lease a new BMW somewhere else the next day while dressed up nicer.
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I make my money from people jerking off
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