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Old 05-04-2003, 09:16 PM  
dirtyone
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: God's Country (Georgia)
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Quote:
Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
translation:

Picked up a hooker last night on the corner. I prematurely ejaculated all over my shoe. We must have porked for at least 6 seconds though. I think she will have to stick around for a bit, while i look for loose change to pay her. Her pimp is gonna bury his foot in my ass .I have the webcam hidden for my next embarassment because i'm a dork. To feel more like a manly man, I will refer to her as "slut". Ah nothing like a good few seconds of fucking to and posting a complete line of bullshit on GFY to feel alive again.

Oh shit that's funny.
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