I want to rewrite the bible into a screenplay!~
Only cause I'm so bored with sponsors that promote at 1:200 a day and need affiliates and affiliates that can get 100 sign ups a day but can't find a sponsor and yada yada yada.
I feel I'm such a genius that if I rewrite the bible into a genius screenplay I can easily get Brad Pitt to play Jesus and I'll have no problem retiring...
Anyone want to finance my movie?
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