List your Cable TV Pet Peeves
Okay I'll start...
Amber alerts during premieres. I know and I feel bad, but I'll bet they aren't racing by my window with the kid in the car.
Beating to death one of my favorite movies like BEING JOHN MALKOVICH (Catherine Keener is 51 one by the way, can you believe that shit? I never thought she was the best in the looks department despite what a great actress she was but now I think she's smoking), until I hate it while never playing the ORIGINAL ROLLERBALL, DEATH RACE 2000 or even THE WARRIORS...
Playing three movies like BLACK HAWK DOWN, THIEF, ETC. on the same day at the same time and then the next day giving me nothing but HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU and SEX IN THE CITY over and over and over until my brain explodes as you collect my 200 bucks a month...
Using the same method as above as your line up. Believe me, the people watching HORTON HEARS A WHO, are not going to suddenly become a fan of TO LIVE AND DIE IN LA and start letting their kids watch it because you put in on just before or after. What don't you just put in on before or after DEBBIE DOES DALLAS? In the adult business you'd be arrested!
Okay, your turn
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