Quote:
Originally Posted by _Richard_
i think you captured the point where his soul died
|
I agree. I have to post the FB convo I had last night that caused this pic to come up. None of you know the guy:
Quote:
Jeff
I need to make money in porn. Can you hook me up?
10:07pmLloyd
I think I tried to about 10 years ago
10:21pmJeff
What happened? I didn't even get an audition.
10:22pmLloyd
You never offered to do gay porn before . . . that won't be a problem
when can you start?
10:23pmJeff
No! Not gay porn. Only hetero. There can be more than one female though.
10:23pmLloyd
sorry, thought you were serious
10:24pmJeff
Huh? I don't do gay. Not even gay for pay.
Why not woth women?
I mean with.
10:25pmLloyd
because you have no skills
10:25pmJeff
I watch a lot of porno. That counts.
10:25pmLloyd
you would be lucky to work for free., and you want to be paid
10:26pmJeff
How hot would the women be?
10:28pmLloyd
do you know Lanni Barbie?
10:29pmJeff
I just googled her. She is hot.
Never met her.
10:29pmLloyd
I set this guy up with her http://fubarwebmasters.com/archive/l...ar3/z01187.jpg
want me to do same for you? Probably won't get paid though
10:30pmJeff
Did he get paid?
He at least got laid?
10:30pmLloyd
http://fubarwebmasters.com/archive/l...ar3/z01287.jpg
10:31pmJeff
What's up with the extra thick condom?
10:31pmLloyd
http://fubarwebmasters.com/archive/l...ar3/z01558.jpg
http://fubarwebmasters.com/archive/l...ar3/z01686.jpg
10:32pmJeff
That guy looks like a dork. I can do better.
10:32pmLloyd
http://fubarwebmasters.com/archive/l...ar3/z01705.jpg the money shot . . . . I am sure you will do great
10:32pmJeff
Can I wear a mask?
10:32pmLloyd
that is what it is all about
hell no
10:33pmJeff
No thanks.
10:33pmLloyd
???
You will only do it if you can wear a mask?
10:33pmJeff
What about a fake beard?
10:34pmLloyd
http://fubarwebmasters.com/archive/l...ar3/z01705.jpg no one can see your face
10:35pmJeff
No. I don't go that way.
10:35pmLloyd
you can't grow a beard, then shave after?
but if you can wear a fake beard you are okay with it?
10:36pmJeff
I watched a documentary on porno.
How they actually make it and what the women have to do.
10:36pmLloyd
http://fubarwebmasters.com/archive/l...ar3/z01741.jpg
what show?
10:36pmJeff
Hold on.
Diary of a porn virgin.
About two chicks and a guy that try and get into porn.
10:37pmLloyd
ha, sounds real
10:38pmJeff
The older chick didn't want her ass rammed, so she agreed on doing ass to mouth - she "didn't like that."
10:39pmLloyd
I bet
no one made her do shit though
10:41pmJeff
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0459259/
It comes as a bonus on "Debbie Does Dallas Uncovered" the documentary.
10:42pmLloyd
British
nuff said
|