Tell them you forgot about that one company that pays you $xxxx every two weeks for advertising consultations.
If they need past proof of taxes then you might have to tap into your business funds and have an accountant handle the last 3 years of payroll you "forgot" to take care of. The more cash you have at your disposal the higher you can claim your income was/is. If your business funds get tight you can always invest in your own company with that money it's not like its all going to be taxed.
$1200 in taxes and a nice house or $1200/mo to some landlord forever
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