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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat
Chuck Norris IS FUCKING 70.
I know that has nothing to do with the subject at hand, but it's certainly better than pointing out that Kristie Alley is fat again...
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I just caught a Total Gym commercial last night (i.e. with Christy Brinkley and ol' Chuck). She was 55 and looked a fuck of a lot better than Kirstie Alley. Chuck was 68 and it was funny - one line he was like "Total Gym has been doing well for me for 32 years, and it will for the next 32 years." If anyone's on one of those things at 100 it will be Chuck Norris. Was just funny cuz the way he said it was as if he doesn't age - at all. And I just got a roundhouse kick to the face because I thought he was joking.