Some of the cool things about ancient Rome are:
1. Romans were apparently from England. None of them appear to be Italian at all. I woulda thought Rome was a bunch of guys who look like Juicy D Links...but instead they are pretty much all tall British bodybuilders.
2. Steroids were available for everybody to use! Pretty freaking awesome! And much better than the steroids we have today. Looks like the Roman steroids didn't require you to even work out and target body parts. You just basically did cardio (sword fighting) and instead of getting smaller and losing weight, you bulk up and every muscle group looks like you took modern day steroids and then did targeted body parts during an intense gym workout.
3. Romans had plastic surgeons who did boob jobs AND injected collagen in lips. Made those British whores look great back in ancient Rome!
heh-heh