Does today's porn really suck?
I've loved porn since the first time I saw it. I used to rent it on VHS tapes. I was a regular at the porn shops in town. It was like a hobby. Especially on days I couldn't get laid! Back then the porn from the 80's and maybe into the early 90's kicked ass. Something you don't see as much off.... the chick's smiling. The women don't seem to smile like they used to. They looked like they were into it. These chicks just look like they want the dough so they can get their next fix.
Not only that. But, there was that little shot right before the cumshot. The shot of the guy in what looked like pure pleasure. You saw that and then you saw the jizz fly. No matter if it was real or fake, it sure did make the movie more fun to watch. You don't even see the guy's face in a lot of porn today. Women that don't smile and guys that don't show their faces. To top it all off, there's no good music. There was only one place to hear that music. After a few drinks or whatever that music starts to sound good. No music, sad chicks, and no face shot before the money shot.
While I might not be the most sober among us today. I do believe I'm kind of heartbroken over the quality of porn that I see.
Which begs me to ask.... What sponsor is selling the good porn to the customer?
Don't tell me you didn't laugh at least one time when when Ron Jeremy made those faces right before the cumshot. That was classic film. If I had a cigar and a glass with a couple fingers of good booze in it I would feel like an old man talking about this.
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