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Originally Posted by billywatson
Raccoons are big and mean and if you've heard one scream or hiss or seen its teeth as it flares them at you...well you'd run, too.
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They hate having their food fucked with.
I was having a birthday party at my place and I went out onto the deck to bring in the snacks we had out on the table. There was a big fat raccoon sitting on one of my patio chairs like a person - with his little raccoony elbows on my table, shoveling crackers into his yap.
Would have been funny if one of them didn't eventually attack my neighbour's eight year old daughter because she wanted to eat her cookies outside.
This stupid lazy fucks that work for this pathetic city never did come to remove them - and we were told that we were not allowed to kill them ourselves.
They fucking died anyways. Dozens of them.