buddy should have rained some knees into the fat fuck's head...
does kind of remind of a story way back. Was in the an allnight pizza place off Whyte Ave at like 3:30 in the morning. The usual Chicago Deepdish crowd is in their, a handful of skids, and a couple others, standing around munching down high or drunk. In rolls this gigantic fucking Brazilian in a Brazilian soccer jersey. This is like middle of fucking February in Canada and all he's wearing is his tight little "Brazil" top looking like a fucking guido, and first thing he does is yell out loud "I fucking hate Canada, this country fucking sucks"
So this gets everybody's attention and one of these other guys speak sup and tells him to go back to fucking Brazil, and this big Brazilian starts going off again. next thing I know this huge fuck gets tossed head first through the counter and there's like 6 guys bootfucking him on the ground. The pizza guy included. My roommate bolts from the place like lightning as soon as the ruckus break out and leaves me standing there.
So I gave the guy a couple shots on my way out there door and gtfo myself. I bet that fucking guy woke up really hating Canada...
