Libertine

Today I got a check in the mail, two weeks late, enclosed in a little plastic bag saying "The enclosed has been damaged in handling... blah blah blah". Basically some shit about a mechanical error or whatever.

Now, inside the bag I find a neatly opened envelope with the check itself inside, and the specification very neatly separated from the check - all stapled together.

How the hell was that a mechanical error? Someone just opened the damn thing, looked inside, for some dumb reason stapled the bunch together and left it on his desk for two weeks (customs or something of the sort probably). Plain and clear to see for anyone. So why the lame excuse about a system malfunction?

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