way back when i was first moved out, my roomie went out and picked up some big fat girl with a big fat friend.
so the only way he can get his fat girl home is to bring both fat girls home with him and try to pawn one off on me. too bad, i'm asleep. so at whatever point he takes his fat girl to bed her fat friend must have got bored, because i wake up in the middle of the night to some fatty i've never seen before sucking my dick.
people might think "oh cool, a random blowjob, sweet" it wasn't really, it was a little bit fucking creepy. I got up, got dressed, and went for a walk and a smoke.
after she finished blowing me at least...
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