Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

I use to be nice in my mainstream email site replies and then discovered something that works well and will flood your site with traffic and sponsor clicks. This just happened a week ago..

Email: I just discovered your website on my sons computer and there are pictures of half naked women in swimsuits on your family friendly site so I demand you delete his user account NOW!

Email reply: Say please!

Email: Take it off now or I will call Google and your sponsors and get your site banned from the Internet..

Email reply: You know, you can log into the account and just delete yourself right?

Email: No, I did not know this..

Email reply: That's because you're a stupid cunt, now go kick your 4th husband off the couch so he can go to Walmart for more gin/juice and a 32 pack of cinnabuns.

Email: You are rude and I am going to tell everyone I know not to visit xxxxxxx.com

Email reply: STFU!


......works every time and you are correct, mainstream is a lot harsher place.