Try the testimonial generator from ResourceSEO.com
http://www.resourceseo.com/testm.php...ordinary+stick
I preloaded it with "incredibly ordinary stick"
Just fill in with whatever item/attribute you want to heap compliments on. The creator of the tool
based it on Matt Cutts' hilarious blog post on fake testimonials being used by template-driven sales/squeeze pages. (LOLz @ searches for "then delete this pink text" -- those pages are still there)