I understand the confusion on this, but I just want to make this clear that I don't believe you can wipe your own ass, nor do I believe in a conspiracy even of government proportions that would grant you that ability. We need to talk so I can give you a job or something at the very least and not just sucking on my cock. Something really really cool like licking my ass! So hit me up if you ever find a link to what you say I said and you want to start mafia family with me.
