Democracy, Socialism and Communism all exist below the Ozone Layer.
Obama signed the new PACT law with a nice pen.
Gay people have rights. One of these rights is to have a tea party with Somali Pirates.
Having 4 alcoholic drinks on a tanning bed is a great risk to the brain. You may also get a patchy tan.
You are so good looking because you have lucky genetics. Maybe your genetics should buy a lottery ticket?
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