I think people who have sex standing up should not be allowed to marry. Whats next? Let people get married who have sex sitting down? People standing up next to roadside signs having sex? It's disgusting! We can't let it happen. I propose a constitutional amendment to stop this sick slippery slope from ever seeing the light of day.
God hates standing up sex!
Fight back now!
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