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I live in motherfucking NEW YAWK-motherfucking-SHITTY man, so I 'deal with' homeless fucktards in one of two ways (and please: 99% of the homeless in NYC - don't know about anywhere else - are drug addicts/alcoholics, not mentally-deranged or anything. It's a fact. And this does NOT apply to women or, heaven forbid, children, or homeless families, etc.)
1. If they walk up to me, palm up and filled with change, I take a coin out of their hand and say 'Thank you!'
2. I stop, turn slowly - VERY slowly - look them directly in the eye and whisper/ask: "You want some change, friend?" Then I reach out my hand, palm facing them, and scream at the top of my lungs; 'CHAAAAAAANGE!"
Fun times.
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