One day in the future we will start colonizing other planets. Mars will no doubt be first, followed by others. There will come a time when gays can have their own planet all to themselves, and every gay man and every lesbian woman will want to go. They will happily leave Earth and move there. To the gay planet. They will form their own government and create their own laws, even have their own church. The sky will be pink instead of blue.
On that day all the "normal" people back on Earth, the churchies and the homo-hating rednecks and such, who've spent their lives bitching about and hating on and rallying against gays at every turn will have no choice but to find something else to complain about. No doubt some of them will be happy the gays are gone, but I'm sure many others will seeth in their hatred and look for ways to further torment the gays. They'll say "Look, the gay planet has a cleaner atmosphere than ours! Those homos 'n rug munchers have better WEATHER than us! Cleaner WATER! Healthier crops!
BETTER FASHION!!"
Before long someone will inevitably scream out the fateful phrase; "LETS INVADE THEM!"
It will be a quick war.
And before you know it we'll be back where we started. TOGETHER. Because those who bitched the loudest were surely the ones who will miss them gays the most.
The end.