Awhile back when I did a daily commute in my car I had to pass through an area with bums that would come over to your car at a stop light with a plastic jug pretending to be collecting for a charity. Everyday they would come over to my window. One day I got me a plastic jug and put a sign on it saying " Please donate and send me on a Hawaiian vacation " and carried it in my car. When they walked up to my window and asked if I'd like to make a donation I'd say " no, but would you like to make a donation to my charity " and hold up the jug. The look on their faces was priceless
Eventually I was able to actually go to Hawaii with money I had saved working and walking around Honolulu I was amazed to see all the bums and I remember thinking " how' the hell did the bums beat me here "
