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Obama has decided to change the name of "Air Force One," the Presidential jet. He's going to rename it "Air Force The One."
Under both ObamaCare and the Clunker program, bills are divided into parts and labor.
Astronomers have spotted an object in space that they say is potentially dangerous, yet for a year it's just sat out there and has done nothing. For that, they've named the object COMET OBAMA.
And marine biologists have spotted the deepest living fish ever, near the ocean floor at the Earth's lowest point. They're calling it, the Barack Obama Approval Ratings Fish.
You remember the Reagan era, when Ronald Reagan was President, and Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were still with us? Well, now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash.
Q: What is the difference between ObamaCare and a car battery?
A: The battery has a positive side.
Exhausted and ill from the effort of enacting the Obama healthcare plan, an elderly Senator goes to the doctor. Doctor says, "I have bad news, good news, and bad news, Senator. The bad news is that you only have six months to live. But the good news is that there?s an operation that is 100% successful in curing this illness." "That sounds great, Doctor," says the Senator, "but what?s the other bad news?" The Doctor replies, "The Department of Health and Human Services says the first available slot is seven months from today."
In the washroom at the airport I saw a handwritten sign posted over one of those hot air hand dryers: "Please push button and listen for a short message from the President!"..........There's nothing like "hot air" and the smell of crap to give you that true Obama experience!!!!
Q. What did Obama do when he caught Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid in bed with Osama bin Laden in the Lincoln Bedroom?
A. Nothing.
Q. Why did Obama cross the road?
A. Actually, Obama promised to cross the road, but then he didn't.
If Obama had half a brain, his butt would be lopsided.
President Obama is to statesmanship as an Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
The aliens forgot to remove Obama's anal probe.
If Barack Obama had been the Commander in Chief of the Sioux and the Cheyenne, George Armstrong Custer would have died of old age.
America is the china shop; Obama is the bull.
Q. Why did President Obama feel it was necessary for him to apologize to the world and to degrade the United States?
A. Jimmy Carter had laryngitis.
Barack Obama told Oprah Winfrey that he deserves to get a "good, solid B-plus" for his first year as President. He also claimed that Bo, the White House dog, ate the economy.
Obamatopia: Where Soup Plantations are being replaced by soup kitchens.
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
think about that
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