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I will assist you with a response:
Dearest sir or madam,
Thank you for your message. I value the logic-deprived assertions of double-digit IQ holders. They say that laughter is the best medicine, and you've added two years to my life. As for how I sleep at night, it's on a really expensive bed that allows me a rejuvenatory 8 hours of snoring bliss because, as you may know, peddling smut can take a lot out of you.
Stay golden Ponyboy,
-A
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