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Originally Posted by Barefootsies
...and YOUR accomplishments would be what?
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In 1984 my band was playing at The Caboose rock club in Daytona Beach for spring break. Around 1 a.m. a tattooed stripper with big tits (hey you know me) came into the club and started sending up shots of Jack Daniels to the stage for me.
When I finished that last set, we started talking and she had an eight ball of really good coke.
So we drank a ton more of jack and snorted the coke and went upstairs (the band rooms were above the club)
I started feeling really flushed and nauseous from all the straight hot Jack Daniels. But I didn't want to look like a pussy so I started fucking this whore. After a few minutes it was obvious that I couldn't do much...BUT my cock was still hard.
So she rolled me over and climbed on top and fucked me while I puked into a garbage can beside the bed!
And she rode me until she came! I'm puking the whole time.
And that is one of the things that I have accomplished.