Originally Posted by sortie

I invented the interfart while working in porn.

That's right. You know how when you're doing a business post about porn and
get side tracked in a political debate and you need to type a scathing reply to
some asshat and you actually need to go take a shit but can't stop typing and
then it's like the shit moves out of the way and the fart goes back up into your
stomach and you actually fart internally.

Yeah, I invented that!