Originally Posted by Trend

Not sure about it's validity but its entertaining

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the moustache remained popular right up to the 1980?s, when it was forcibly claimed by the gay community, represented by The Village People. Homosexuals would grow moustaches as big as witches? brooms, and use them primarily to store semen from other homosexuals. The bigger the moustache the more semen could be obtained. And the more semen you carried around in your face, the bigger the total whore you were, whoredom being, of course, the most cherisched currency among this happy lot of non-breeders.