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Originally Posted by alias
I'm on a BOAT.
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Look down!
Back up!
Where are you?
You're on a BOAT with the man your man could smell like.
What's in your hand?
Back at me!
I have it.
It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.
Look again.
The tickets are now DIAMONDS!
Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.
I'm on a HORSE.
I watch way too much TV.
