THIS GUY PICKED HIS GRANDM0THER
Have you ever dreamed of committing incest AND are you a big fan of ?Tales from the Crypt?? Well then, you have much in common with this 26 year-old named Andrew Bailey who?s having a surrogate child with his new girlfriend, his 72 year-old grandmother. Yeah.
Bailey tells Yahoo?s New Zealand bureau that he?s ?always been attracted to older women and I think [grandmother Pearl Carter] is gorgeous. Now I?m going to be a dad and I can?t wait.?
The story of how the two met is undeniably bizarre. Carter was an 18 year-old who gave up Bailey?s mother, Lynette, for adoption in Indiana.
After Bailey?s mother died of brain cancer, he set out to find his biological grandmother, hoping to find family. Once he tracked down Carter?s address, he wrote her a letter. Then they talked over the phone. Then he emailed her a photo and they arranged to meet in person.
In 2006, they met for the first time. According to Yahoo, here?s what happened during their first meeting:
?From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship,? Pearl remembers happily. ?For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.?
I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,? Pearl says.
?I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.?
?Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,? Phil openly explains.
In related news, I no longer have the desire to finish these raisins I was eating.
Carter used her retirement money to find a $54,000 surrogate who could give birth to the pair?s first child. Because if Carter somehow got pregnant, that?d probably just make things weird.
Best of luck to the happy couple. May there be many an awkward Mother?s Day for the loving family in the future.