I was looking at the guidelines for an SMS service provider, and along with the general guidance on the sort of things you can't include in your messages,
there's a chart with specific examples... but for some reason, the chart has two blank spaces.
Maybe it's just my OCD talking, but this strikes me as a travesty, a situation that simply cannot be allowed to stand. Please help me remedy it by posting your suggestions for words/terms to put into those two empty spaces.
You can either go with my approach, and limit your answers to things that come after the word "wop," alphabetically, or ignore the alphabetical aspect entirely and suggest anything that comes to mind.
The "winner" is whichever post amuses me the most. The prize is... um... my momentary admiration?