Thank FatFoo for requesting that your joke be told. Before i can deliver I must ask you first: would you like to participate in this joke or would you prefer to just read it? Participating will be more fun, and everyone will enjoy it so much more!
If you are afraid of participating because you think I will be any of the following please do not fret. I can assure you NONE of the following will be involved in this joke of ours:
Nothing racial
Nothing ethnic
Nothing in poor taste
No body functions
No references that may insult you, your business, your family or friends
Nothing that would be in violation of any GFY rules
No references to your sex or sexuality in any way
In other words this is a joke, written just for you FatFoo, that could be told on The View, or even in church!
So what do you say FatFoo? You in?
