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Old 05-02-2010, 05:19 PM  
kane
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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash View Post
Swordfish is on one of the Cinemax channels right now. God, what an awful fucking movie.

Movies like this amaze me. Like look at Swordfish, Hackers, Johnny Mneumonic- was there fucking no one on any of those sets that understood how to operate a computer? Shit doesn't even pretend to look realistic. Don't studios pay consultants to make sure this shit doesn't look retarded to the general public.

Hackers is the worst when it comes to complete bullshit written by someone who probably heard "You've Got Mail" whenever the connected to the internet, but Johnny Mneumonic, in the future, using dial up and connecting at a sweet 28.8 bps - fucking golden!
If they made it realistic it would A. Be boring as hell because chasing hackers doesn't really involve police chases and international espionage, it involves a few people staring at computer screens for endless hours. And B. It would confuse the hell out of 99% of the audience. They want to attract the biggest audience possibile and those who went to see swordfish to ogle Halle's boobs vastly outnumbered those who went for a good hacker story. Boobs > Computer accuracy.
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