This is brilliant Pauly. I tell you off for pretending you need new glasses and explain that you should offer tips.
http://www.adultmarketing.co.uk/2010/04/marketing-fail/
I explain the first thing you should do is to post here offering tips.
2 days later you Post Here Offering Tips.
I am SO GLAD you took my marketing advice to heart. Nice one.
1) Start a photography tips section on GFY and post in it once a week with tips. You have a lifetime of experience. So I would focus (hah) on that, rather than your horribly unlucky personal life.
I posted that about 4 days ago, and now I see you taking my advice to heart. Brilliant. Let me know if you pretending you need glasses is more or less effective than this.
xxx