Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Havn't got a writer for you but I'll throw one of my unusual ideas in here.

You sound like you want a person with a genuine interest in retro/vintage who can write rather than a writer who can come up with an emotionless retro/vintage article.

Have a look through a retro erotica forum and see if you can find someone that writes the sort of stuff you want then see if they will write for you.