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dnsmonster · 05-08-2003, 02:58 PM

Along the lines of "Fuck Midas" thread....

I decided to join a gym. Got my two weeks free coupon online and went to check out a local Bally's here in Boca. I fill in some basic paperwork for a temporary pass. This sales guy drags me into his office and start pitching me stupid shit, three year plantinum memberships, etc. before I could even see the gym! I am shooting them all down and I am getting annoyed. So he shows me the gym. The gym is great, so is the crowd. I get to work out.

That was Tuesday. On Wednesday I get a call at 10:00 AM -- same dude trying to get my credit card number and wants me to sign up to the damn platinum membership. I tell him that I'll talk to him later. I come in on Wednesday night and lo and behond, that prick sees me entering and runs towards me and start to sell me shit again. I am like dude, I've had a shit day, can I just work out? I get on the machine, doing my cardio. The clock on the machine hasn't passed 10 minues into the exersize the stupid fuck shows up and starts talking to me as I am trying to exersize!!! Once again, I played it off but I got a pretty bad taste in my mouth from that crap.

Well I have a nice workout, I am walking out and this receptionist girl calls me over and says that Vince (the sales dude) told her that I want to buy a god damn membership. I was nice to her and played it off.

Today (Thursday) I get a first call at 10:30 AM, didn't pick up. I get a second call at noon at my office, third call at about 1:00 PM. Now I had a shit day, I am taking a bath trying to relax so I don't go postal and this fuck calls me on my cell phone at 5:30. I had to lay it down for him. I didn't use any expletives but I did make it clear. Well, apparently I am not welcome at that gym anymore.

05-08-2003, 02:58 PM
dnsmonster Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A warm place. Posts: 634	Fuck Bally's Fitness! Along the lines of "Fuck Midas" thread.... I decided to join a gym. Got my two weeks free coupon online and went to check out a local Bally's here in Boca. I fill in some basic paperwork for a temporary pass. This sales guy drags me into his office and start pitching me stupid shit, three year plantinum memberships, etc. before I could even see the gym! I am shooting them all down and I am getting annoyed. So he shows me the gym. The gym is great, so is the crowd. I get to work out. That was Tuesday. On Wednesday I get a call at 10:00 AM -- same dude trying to get my credit card number and wants me to sign up to the damn platinum membership. I tell him that I'll talk to him later. I come in on Wednesday night and lo and behond, that prick sees me entering and runs towards me and start to sell me shit again. I am like dude, I've had a shit day, can I just work out? I get on the machine, doing my cardio. The clock on the machine hasn't passed 10 minues into the exersize the stupid fuck shows up and starts talking to me as I am trying to exersize!!! Once again, I played it off but I got a pretty bad taste in my mouth from that crap. Well I have a nice workout, I am walking out and this receptionist girl calls me over and says that Vince (the sales dude) told her that I want to buy a god damn membership. I was nice to her and played it off. Today (Thursday) I get a first call at 10:30 AM, didn't pick up. I get a second call at noon at my office, third call at about 1:00 PM. Now I had a shit day, I am taking a bath trying to relax so I don't go postal and this fuck calls me on my cell phone at 5:30. I had to lay it down for him. I didn't use any expletives but I did make it clear. Well, apparently I am not welcome at that gym anymore. __________________ I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about, I'm completely, absolutely and definitively out of my fucking mind. Last edited by dnsmonster; 05-08-2003 at 03:01 PM..