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V_RocKs · 05-07-2010, 04:18 PM

I might be stepping on Anal Hobbit's toes here but here goes:

By your wife a seriously kick ass cell phone for mothers day. Make sure it is really kick ass and full of menus and options and features. Make sure it is BETTER than your phone. Make sure you get it with a 2 year contract extension and don't pay too much for it. You know you are going to be there in 2 years anyway...

Now sit back and watch her blow you because you were such a man to get her a cell phone that kicks your own cell phone's ass.

Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back.

Now take possession of your new toy and get her whatever free phones come with a contract extension.

win/win!

05-07-2010, 04:18 PM
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,406	Married and in need of a guaranteed blowjob? I might be stepping on Anal Hobbit's toes here but here goes: By your wife a seriously kick ass cell phone for mothers day. Make sure it is really kick ass and full of menus and options and features. Make sure it is BETTER than your phone. Make sure you get it with a 2 year contract extension and don't pay too much for it. You know you are going to be there in 2 years anyway... Now sit back and watch her blow you because you were such a man to get her a cell phone that kicks your own cell phone's ass. Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back. Now take possession of your new toy and get her whatever free phones come with a contract extension. win/win!