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Old 05-09-2010, 02:59 AM  
kane
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Not my kids but I was present for both of these and they were pretty funny.

My buddies 6 year old daughter was in the store with him and me and his wife. We were standing in line when she turns to a guy behind us who has really long hair and says, "Boys aren't supposed to have pony tales, my dad says it makes them look like girls."

Another friends daughter was around 5. She loves the Mexican pizza from Taco Bell. So one night a bunch of us, including he, his wife and two kids, all go out for Mexican food at this pretty nice restaurant. She orders the Mexican pizza thinking it is like what she likes from Taco Bell. When the waitress comes and brings something that looks nothing like that she looks down at it, up at the waitress and asks, "What the fuck is this?"

I almost fell out of my chair laughing because she sounded just like her dad. He mom was not very happy. She was pissed at her for saying it and at my buddy for talking like that around the kids.
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