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Old 05-09-2010, 08:16 PM  
xNetworx
So Fucking What
 
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Originally Posted by PenisFace View Post
If you shave your nuts, you MUST ensure that once they are clean shaven, they remain that way. IF you let that ball hair come back, it is going to be one mean motherfucker. I worked at a warehouse for a few years and shaved my cock and balls because my girlfriend liked it and asked me to (and as a man, I will do anything if it will increase my chances of getting a blowjob).

Well let me tell you about working in a boiling hot warehouse in the heat of summer, lifting heavy ass shit all day long, while your balls completely DRIP. I had to take constant bathroom breaks. Why? To towel down my balls. The hair on those puppies helps vent them and reduce ball sweat drippage.

My boxers were drenched, my balls were soaking wet (and boiling hot). And then she asked me to shave my asscrack. NO WAY. I've heard horror stories of asscracks requiring constant towelling to keep that horrid ass crack sweat at bay. The drippy nuts I could handle with 10 bathroom breaks an hour. But NOT a drippy asscrack.

I still keep my shit shaved (even now that I'm single!), but then again, I don't work in a warehouse that is 40+ degree's for 8 hours a day anymore :D
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