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Originally Posted by kane
Not my kids but I was present for both of these and they were pretty funny.
My buddies 6 year old daughter was in the store with him and me and his wife. We were standing in line when she turns to a guy behind us who has really long hair and says, "Boys aren't supposed to have pony tales, my dad says it makes them look like girls."
Another friends daughter was around 5. She loves the Mexican pizza from Taco Bell. So one night a bunch of us, including he, his wife and two kids, all go out for Mexican food at this pretty nice restaurant. She orders the Mexican pizza thinking it is like what she likes from Taco Bell. When the waitress comes and brings something that looks nothing like that she looks down at it, up at the waitress and asks, "What the fuck is this?"
I almost fell out of my chair laughing because she sounded just like her dad. He mom was not very happy. She was pissed at her for saying it and at my buddy for talking like that around the kids.
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LOL!
That reminds me of something I am suppose to have done as a kid. My uncle had a period where his catch phrase was 'Life's tough, then you die'. I suppose it was clever in the early 80's.
Apparently on like day three of first grade, I had forgotten to bring my homework in. When the teacher called me on it I stood up in the middle of class, put my hands on my hips and adopted a thick Philly accent (think Rocky) to mimic my uncle and said 'Well, life's tough lady'.
The teacher must have thought it was slightly funny because she told my parents and it made it into family lore.