Acoording to this
news site there are people selling pubic lice on the web. They don't seem to have affiliate programs, but what kind of sick rule 34 situation could this spawn? Three different packages are available: "Green package - One colony that can lay as many as 30 eggs for about $20. Blue package - Three colonies to share with your friends or freeze a batch or two for about $35. Red package - A vial of 'shampoo-resistant F-strain crabs' which can take up to two weeks to kill for about $52." For
the curious...