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Old 05-23-2010, 09:36 PM  
Vjo
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Originally Posted by kane View Post
Did you ever see anything crazy? Like get to a house and they were having a nudist picnic or something like that? I would imagine you would see all kinds of crazy stuff.

A friend of mine that is a cop once got called to an apartment building because a car alarm kept going off. He goes to the door where the owner lives and this smoking hot girl answers the door naked. He can see behind her on the couch another hot, naked girl and a nude dude.

She was really nice, apologized and never once tried to cover herself up. After that if there was ever a report of an alarm going off the cops would race each other to see who could get there to answer the call the fastest.
Good thing was these dorms had public rest rooms on the ground floor because sometimes the babes looked too good. You would see alot of girls and yes some would hit you just right.

For some reason I remember being in apts with young 30 ish ladies the most.

I always liked the kinda stoney type who would say "come in" and not go open the door. So you walk into her living room. You know, you have to stay professional and go thru the motions but it is very intimate sometimes esp if she looks good.

Mind you, you are like a robot as you have to go thru these motions, if you want your job so you cant really hit on her in any way. Plus we always have pies in the car. Ever know a Dominos guy not in a hurry.

It was up to her. It isnt like in a Ron Jeremy porno where Jeremy can make that leap. lol

In real life, in someones home, you have to always be cool but it can be erotic.

Most people just want to eat. You don't get alot of come ons. If two girls maybe there is more talking.

Lots of macho mano on mano stand offs.. not as many suddenly she grabs my crotch and says "stay for a piece.."

Let me think.

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