Damn, all this drug talk...I'm gonna go out and party tonight at karaokexxx here in Vegas with a bunch of porn star whores, drink some adult beverages and buy an eight ball and kick a few lines.
EDIT: After I'm done partying tonight I think I'll give BP a call and see it they would like to hire me on as a "wildcat" on an offshore oil rig. Well, at least until I sober up.