Originally Posted by L-Pink

Piss in the sink story.

When I lived in DC and watched the Bullets play in the Capital Center the wait for a urinal were so big everyone would automatically piss in a sink if one was open.

Twenty years later going thru Salt Lake I wanted to see Carl Malone play live so I went to their arena. Because hardly anyone drinks there's no lines at the concession stands. At the half-time buzzer I had to piss like a race horse. Walking quickly into the restroom I see a sink right by the door that's open ...... After about 5 seconds of pissing and sighing I notice how quiet it is and look up to see horror and disgust on everyones faces.

Mormons don't drink, smoke or piss in the sinks.


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