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Old 05-30-2010, 03:58 PM  
Semi-Retired-Dave
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Originally Posted by L-Pink View Post
Piss in the sink story.

When I lived in DC and watched the Bullets play in the Capital Center the wait for a urinal were so big everyone would automatically piss in a sink if one was open.

Twenty years later going thru Salt Lake I wanted to see Carl Malone play live so I went to their arena. Because hardly anyone drinks there's no lines at the concession stands. At the half-time buzzer I had to piss like a race horse. Walking quickly into the restroom I see a sink right by the door that's open ...... After about 5 seconds of pissing and sighing I notice how quiet it is and look up to see horror and disgust on everyones faces.

Mormons don't drink, smoke or piss in the sinks.


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Their Arenas must barely survive with all the Mormons. You are right, they don't drink, smoke and they claim they don't even watch porn. We all know that's BS.

Great story.
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